Manang's Spoof: Puwet!

One time nung nag dyebs si Ian...

Manang: Come here Ian. Let's wash your puwet. Wash wash puwet. Wash wash puwet.
Me: Manang, what's the English of puwet?
Manang (confidently): ANUS!

Lakas tawa ko ha! OO nga naman. Ang huhugasan niya is yung butas ng puwet kaya Anus. LOL!

Manang's Spoof: Ratatouille

Sa house namin, may mga bubwit aka mabait. Hindi ko alam kung saan silang lupalop nanggagaling. Ayaw ko naman patayin dahil baka manira ng gamit. Before kasi, hinahabol ko pa para ideath sentence kaso nadala na ako dahil nginatngat ang bag ko.

So one time habang nasa kitchen kami habang pinapakain ang mga kulilits...

Manang: Eat na kambal
Kambal: eats the food sabay dura
Manang: Hay naku kambal, wag niyo iluwa yung pagkain niyo. Sige kayo, andyan na si Ratatuwi
Me: Laughing out loud.  Manang, anong Ratatuwi? Ratatouille no!
Manang: Ay ganun ba. Sorry!

Manang's Spoof: Arturo!!!

Do you know this?

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Eto yung lumalabas every time nagsasabi sila Mickey Mouse ng "Oh Toodles!!!"

One day while watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and time to call Toodles...

Manang:  (to the twins) AAARRRTTUURRROOO!

Me: Manang, ano sabi mo?

Manang: AAARRRTTUURRROOO!

Me: Manang, hindi yan Arturo, Oh Toodles yan.

Manang: Gusto ko Arturo eh.

Me: Haaayyy Manang, wag naman yan ituro mo sa kambal.

So now, every time magtatawag na sila Mickey kay Toodles, inuunahan ko na si Manang. To the top of my lungs I'm saying "Oh Toodles!" to the twins.

Manang's Spoof: On Balloon Colors

Manang is the yaya of my twins. I just want to share you our funny experiences with her. Actually, sa mukha pa lang niya, kuwela na...

Manang with Ian & Chris at Ayala Triangle

Last Saturday, at the gas station on the way home...

Manang: Kambal, kambal, look oh...there are balloons (pointing at bunch of balloons tied to the motorcycle).
Kambal: (Went to the window to look at the balloons)
Manang: Chris, what color is that? (pointing at the blue balloon) ... that's blue...blue balloon...
Chris: Blooo
Manang: Very good! How about that? (pointing at the red balloon)... that's rid... rid balloon...
Me: Patay tayo dyan!
Manang, Mommy & I: (laughed to death)

Grabe! That is one of the reasons why I want to be a housewife. Mahirap na at baka makuha ni kambal ang accent. LOL!