Kulilits Moment: Random Conversations with the Twins

Scenario 1: On Having a Kid

While we were in the car...

Doc Padu: I think I'm hungry for a pwet!
Chris: No!
Doc Padu: Can I bite your pwet?
Chris: No! When I'll have my own kids, I will not bite their pwet!
Doc Padu: Anak naman, don't grow up too fast! You're thinking about having a kid na!



Talaga nga naman oh. Ang advance talaga ng utak eh, pagkakaroon na ng anak ang iniisip eh!


Scenario 2: Death

On the way to Sonya's garden for my MIL's birthday dinner...

Chris: Mommy, if I die, will people miss me?
Me (surprised): What? Anak, why are you talking about death? You'll not die yet.
Chris: Ooopsss sorry... That is when I became old...



Haaayyy nakuk anak, ano ba naman yang mga tanong mo! Nakakaloka at the same time nakakatakot! Ang morbid!


Scenario 3: Playing Safe


Me: Mga anak, who is more handsome, Tito Ninong Paolo or Tito Ninong Raph?
Ian: deadma lang
Chris: Tito Ninong Paolo and Tito Ninong Raph! They are both handsome!


O di ba? Playing safe ang anak ko. Hahaha!


Scenario 4: Favorite Tito Ninong


Me: Who is your favorite Tito Ninong Boys?
Chris: Tito Ninong Paolo!
Me: How about you Ian?
Ian: My real favorite Tito Ninong?
Me: Yes.
Ian: My real favorite Tito Ninong is Tito Ninong Rap Rap!
Me: Why?
Ian: Because he has a Minion pjs!


Mga anak ko talaga o, paiba iba ng favorite. Pero natawa talaga ako kay Ian eh, super babaw lang ng reason kung bakit niya nagging favorite si Rap Rap. Hahaha!

Usapang Mag-Asawa: Halo Halo Cravings

Ang tagal ko na nagcracrave ng halo halo ng Aling Lucy's. If you live in Las Pinas, malamang alam niyo ang Aling Lucy's. May 2 branches sila eh. One beside Puregold Las Pinas and one near RFC. They sell kasi halo halo, mais con yelo and saging con yelo. Masarap na tapos affordable pa.

Last night, since nakakatamad magluto dahil kami lang ni hubby ang kakain, we ate dinner at Chicken Deli. Since tapat lang ng Chicken Deli ang Aling Lucy's, I had this convo with hubby...

Me: Be, parang gusto ko ng halo halo ng Aling Lucy's...

Doc Padu (looking at the ginataang halo halo picture at our table): Sure kang halo halo ang gusto mo? Hindi ginataang halo halo?

Me: Oo... Ang tagal ko na kasi gusto bumili ng halo halo sa Aling Lucy's kaso nakakatamad lang bumili eh. Bakit?

Doc Padu: Ang ironic kasi eh. Umuulan tapos gusto mo ng halo halo.

Me: Eh gusto ko ng halo halo eh, bakit ba nangingiaalam ka?

Ang sungit ko ba? Di ko siya sinusungitan that time ha. Again, normal lang talaga ang tirahan sa mga conversation namin. Hahaha!

Pakialamero ng cravings ng may cravings ano? Pero sa totoo lang, nababasa ko ang nasa isipan niya. Siya ang may gusto ng ginataang halo halo. Di pa ako sabihan ng diretso eh. Hahaha!

Kulilits Moments: Ian Kulit

Scenario 1: Drawing object for each beginning letter

During one homeschool session, when I asked about something that starts with letter "F"...

Me: What starts with letter "F" anak"?

Ian: Ummm... FAT! Daddy doesn't play football that's why he is fat!

Then Ian drew something...

Ian: Look mommy, that's daddy with a big tummy!

Talaga nga naman ang anak ko, tinira na naman ang daddy nila.


Scenario 2: Correct pronunciation of Davao

While waiting inside the car, Mama G and Ian are conversing about their trip to Davao...

Mama G: Are you excited to go to Dabao?
Ian: Mama G, it's not Dabao, it's Davao!
Mama G: Da...bao...
Ian: Da...Vao...
Mama G: Da...bao...
Ian: It's V Mama G! Da...Vao...
Mama G (having difficulty pronouncing Davao): Hay, basta Dabao... Pareho lang yun!

Ang kulit talaga eh! Kahit nagkakanda buhol buhol na dila ni Mama G, pinipilit pa rin ni Ian ang right pronunciation ng Davao eh.


Scenario 3: Hindi ako mamimiss

Thinking about their trip to Davao, I asked Ian a question...

Me: Anak, will you miss me when you go to Davao?
Ian: Ummm... No!
Me: You will not miss me?
Ian: Yes! When I go to Davao, I will not miss you!

Ouch naman! Very independent talaga mga anak ko. Di raw ako mamimiss. Pero mukha ngang di ako namimiss dahil nag-eenjoy sila ngayon sa Davao at ayaw akong kausapin ng matagal kapag kausap ko sa phone. Hmf talaga!


Scenario: Vajajay

Ian: Mommy, why is it that only your doctor can see your vajajay?
Me: Of course anak, she is my OB Gyne.
Ian: But mommy, I'm a doctor too!
Me: Hay naku anak, di ka pa rin makaget-over sa vajajay thing na yan ha!

Very curious indeed! Hahahaha!

Kulilits Moments: Pabaon sa Weekend

For a happy weekend, I would like to share you some of our conversations with the Padua twins...

Scenario 1: While Homeschooling

Ian: Mommy, why did Tito Ninong told us that our light saber is not a real light saber?

Me: Who's Tito Ninong?

Ian: The one with a big tummy!

Me: Who is that?

Ian: Tito Ninong Paolo!

Oh di ba? Di talaga marunong magsinungaling ang bata! ***Peace, Tito Ninong Paolo***

Scenario 2: Je Ann Having a Date with Her Boyfriend

Chris: Mommy, I don't want Ate Je Ann to have a date with Chris!

Me: Why?

Chris: Because he is HANDSOME-MA! (read as handsama)

Ang kulit lang eh!


Scenario 3: Usapang Vajajay

Chris: Mommy, can Ate Je Ann see your vajajay?
Me: No anak. Ate Je Ann can't see my vajajay too.
Chris: Who can only see your vajajay?
Me: Ummm... a doctor can see my vajajay (I'm referring to my OB Gyne)
Chris: So daddy can see your vajajay because he is a doctor!
Me (I really don't know what to answer): Ummm... Daddy is a cardiologist. He is a doctor of the heart. He doesn't see a vajajay. But he saw a lot of vajajay when he was still training during his OB rotation.
Ian: I want to be an OB mommy!

Haaayyystttt!!! Ian boy talaga! Natawa talaga ako sa sagot niya eh. Sana talaga di na ako nag-explain pa. Hahaha! Pero ha, hindi ko alam kung bakit masyado silang curious about the vajajay thing. Maybe because nagiging mulat na siguro sila about sexuality.


Scenario 4: Guard of Je Ann

Ian: Mommy, I don't like the boyfriend of Ate Je Ann. I will point a gun on Chris! (The name of Je Ann's boyfriend is Chris)
Me: Hey! Hey! Anak, that is not good! Pointing a gun to other people is not good.
Doc Padu: Yes anak, a gun is not a toy and you are not suppose to point it to other people. Remember that!
Ian: But, I am the guard of Ate Je Ann, right?

Ah... Kaya naman pala. Masyado kami nagpanik ni hubby. Inaassociate lang pala niya ang pagkakaroon ng gun sa guard. But still, at least he knows already that pointing a gun to other people is not good.


Scenario 5: Firing Chris (The Boyfriend of Je Ann)

Chris: Mommy, I will tell Mama G to fire Chris!
Me: Why?
Chris: So that he will not have money and she would not be able to ask Ate Je Ann for a date anymore!

Kawawa talaga yung boyfriend ni Je Ann eh. Masyadong pinag-iinitan ng kambal eh. Na-iimagine ko na kapag babae itong pinagbubuntis ko. Malamang sa malamang, guwardiado ng mg kuya!



Have a great weekend guys!!!

Kulilits Moments: A Lot More!!!

I'd love to share more conversations with my boys...

Scenario 1: Je Ann to be Married

We are teasing Chris that Je Ann will marry her boyfriend...

Me: Chris, Ate Je Ann will already marry her boyfriend.
Chris (almost crying): I don't want Ate Je Ann to marry her boyfriend!
Je Ann: Why don't you like me to get married?
Chris: Because... Because you are cooking our food and washing the dishes!

Niyek! Kaya pala ayaw niya ipakasal si Ate Je Ann niya dahil wala na siyang taga luto and taga hugas ng pinggan! Sabi nga ni Je Ann, akala pa naman niya love siya kaya ayaw siya ipakasal. Hahaha!

Scenario 2: Phone Conversation with Chris

When we were in the seminar, I called the house to check on the Kulilits and Chris was the one who answered the phone...

Chris: Hello!
Me: Hello there my son!
Chris: Who is this?
Me: This is mommy, anak.
Chris: Is this Cheryll?
Me: Yes.
Chris: Ate Je Ann, Cheryll is on the phone!

Talaga nga naman itong anak ko. Americanized? By first name talaga ang tawag sa akin! Wala man lang 'Mommy Cheryll'. Hmf!

Scenario 3: Boobies

When we were about to sleep...

Ian (pointing to my boobs): Mommy, what's this?
Me: Boobies
Ian: Why is it big?
Me: Because I'm a girl, anak.
Ian: So all girls have big boobies and boys have small boobies.
Me: Yes
Ian: Why does it have milk?
Me: Because I'm a mother
Ian: Mommy, my Tita Ninang has big boobies.
Me: Who?
Ian (referring to his Ninang Monique): The mommy of Kuya Gab!
Me: Ikaw talaga anak... Matulog ka na nga!

Talaga nga naman itong anak ko oh, napaka-observant! Sa lahat naman ng ma-oobserve, boobs pa!

Scenario 4: Steak

While teaching the boys about Go, Grow and Glow food...

Me: For grow foods, you just have to remember eggs, meats and milk. There are different kinds of meat. Fish, chicken, pork, beef and other seafoods. This steak is an example of meat. It's beef... but we are not eating that...
Chris: Only Doc Padu?

Natawa talaga ako sa anak ko! Nakita na naman ang daddy niya.

Scenario 5: Girlfriend

While playing pretend using a toy cellphone...

Me: Hello Chris! Do you have a girlfriend?
Chris: I don't want a girlfriend! I only want you mommy!
Ian (as kontrabida as ever): I want a girlfriend mommy!
Me: So you want a girlfriend, Ian?
Ian: Yes. I want a girlfriend who knows how to cook.
Me: So you like Ate Je Ann as your girlfriend?
Ian: No! I want a nice girlfriend!
Me: Why? Isn't Ate Je Ann nice?
Ian: No! She has ugly teeth!

Wow! Choosy ang anak ko! Kaya sa mga future girls na pipila sa anak ko, tandaan niyo, one criteria na hanap niya is having a good set of teeth. Hehehe!

Scenario 6: Vajajay

Before going to bed...

Me: Wait! I'll just go to the CR.
Ian: Why mommy?
Me: I'll just wash my...
Ian: Wash what? Your vajajay?
Chris: You're going to wash your vajajay mommy?
Ian: Hehehe! Vajajay...

Mga pilyong bata!

Scenario 7: Artista

One time, medyo tinoyo si Chris at nag-inarte because I didn't allow him to play with his collector's item toy. May pahikbi hikbi pang nalalaman. Dineadma ko lang and pagbalik ko galing sa kusina...

Chris (with all smiles): Hi mommy! I'm just being an artista!
Me: Really? Why did you say that?
Chris: I'm just being an artista when I cried because I want the M&M's car!

Kanino kaya nagmana? Sige anak, go! Mag-artista ka para matupad ang pangarap ng daddy mo! Hahaha!


Yan lang po for now... Ipon muna ulit ako ng kuwento. Goodnight everyone!!!

Kulilits Moments: Samu't Sari

Hello guys! Malapit na ang February pero di pa rin ako nakakapagkwento ng ganap sa inyo. So sad talaga! =( Sobrang naipon na mga kwento ko! Baka maging history na. Huhuhu! Gustuhin ko man kasi, pero limited lang ang time ko.

Anyway, here muna ulit for now...

The Boogies...

On our way to Baguio...

Chris: I have boogies Papa G! Can you pick my nose?
Papa G: Ok. Can you check my nose apo. I have a lot of boogies too. Can you remove it?
Chris (checking Papa G's nose): You have long hair inside your nose Papa G!

Laugh trip talaga kami sa car. O di ba? Di marunong magsinungaling ang bata!


Hotdogs...

Chris: Mommy, what do we have for lunch?
Me: We have sopas.
Chris: Are there hotdogs in the sopas?
Me: Yes.
Chris: But mommy, Papa G does not like hotdogs. He said it is bad for your health. But I love hotdogs, Papa G should try it!

You know why Chris said that? We have a rule kasi in the house about food wherein they should try it first before saying no. Kaya ayun, Papa G should try it first daw. Ang kulit lang eh!

Goliath...

Actually, this scenario is about hubby not the kids. Ishare ko lang kasi nakakatawa lang eh.

Chris: I'll pretend to be a giant. I'm Goliath!
Doc Padu (to me): Ok yun ha. Si Goliath. Samson and Goliath.
Me (thinking that hubby is joking): Anong Samson and Goliath?
Doc Padu (with full confidence): Samson and Goliath! Di ba si Samson ang pumatay kay Goliath?
Me: Ano ka ba? Si David no! David and Goliath tapos Samson and Delilah!

Talaga ang hubby ko... Medyo nagrurumble ang Bible characters niya. Parang kahapon, sabi niya si Joseph (son of Jacob), yun daw yung nasubo ng whale. Haaayyysssttt... Partida, nabanggit niya sa akin na balak niya dati pumasok sa seminaryo ha. Hahaha!

Burp...

While holding Christoff...

Me: Burpppp!!!
Chirstoff (pretending to burp): Uuu! Uuu! Uuu! sabay smile at me

Yes, si Christoff na 1 year old, nakikikulit na!



That would be all for now! Goodnight everybody! =)

Kulilits Moments: The Fedora Hat

This afternoon, Mama G came to our house with these fedora hats for the boys...

The boys were very delighted to see their pasalubong from Mama G and immediately wore them. Then after a few minutes, Chris laid down the floor and pretended to be dead with his fedora hat beside him.

Chris (on the floor): Look Mama G!
Mama G (wondering): Why are you dead?
Chris: I'm pretending to be the man in "Bayang Magiliw"!

Natawa kami ni Mama G since the man that he's referring to is Jose Rizal. Imagine that, very observant pala ang Chris. I'm teaching the twins kasi to sing the "Lupang Hinirang" (Philippine National Anthem) and I'm playing the song via Youtube. And here is the screen capture of the part wherein Jose Rizal fell down the ground which Chris was imitating...

Amazing right?

But wait, there's more! May bonus kuwento ako sa inyo...

Since aliw na aliw si Mama G sa ginawa ng kanyang apo this afternoon, hindi niya natiis na ikuwento ito kay Papa G habang nasa Church kami...

Mama G (to Papa G): Alam mo ba daddy, ang galing talaga ni Chris, biruin mo binili ko sila ng PANDORA hat tapos bigla ba naman humiga sa sahig at kunwari patay siya. Tinanong ko kung bakit, sabi niya kunwari siya yung sa "Bayang Magiliw". Yun pala si Jose Rizal daw siya. Hahaha!

Papa G (medyo di siguro gets ang story ni Mama G): ngingiti ngiti lang

Me (deadma kuno sa PANDORA hat): Ano yun Ma?

Mama G: Wala, kuwinento ko sa daddy mo yung ginawa ni Chris kanina. Naikuwento mo na ba kay Doc yung tungkol sa PANDORA hat?

Me: Di na makahinga sa katatawa 

Mama G (natatawa na rin): Bakit?

Me: Kasi...

Ayun, di ko masabi sabi kung bakit, dahil tawang tawa ako. As in hindi ako makahinga at maluha luha pa ako sa katatawa.

Until medyo narelax ako...

Me (maluwa luwa pa at nagpipigil pa rin ng tawa): Kasi daddy, sabi  ni mommy PANDORA hat imbis na fedora hat...

Papa G (natatawa rin): Naintindihan mo pa rin naman ibig sabihin ng mommy mo di ba?

So ayun, laugh trip na naman kami! Buti na lang at nakakatawa preaching ni Pastor Sonny dahil kung hindi nakakahiya kami kanina sa Church. =)

Kulilits Moments: Honest Conversation with Their Daddy

Sobrang Kulit lang talaga ng mag-aama ko last night. Laugh trip pa talaga kami bago matulog eh. 

When the Kulilits were about to go upstairs...

Doc Padu (serious): Boys, wait! Before you go up, stand up here first and I need your honest answer.

Kulilits: Clueless and looks a little bit scared of their dad (Maybe thinking that they did something wrong).

Doc Padu (still serious): Both of you, stand up here and look at me in the eyes... Answer me, DO YOU FIND YOUR DADDY HANDSOME?

Chris: You are a sleepy head daddy!

Ian: You are slow as a turtle daddy!

Doc Padu: Ano raw?

Me (laughing out loud): Sleepy head ka raw sabi ni Chris tapos slow as a turtle ka raw sabi ni Ian.

Doc Padu: Ganun? Hmf!

Ang kulit lang ano? Ang tanong ni hubby is answerable by YES or NO lang pero ang dami nang sinabi ng mga Kulilits. Honest answer nga naman daw eh! Ayun, naging honest sa daddy nila. Hahaha!

Have a great weekend guys!

Kulilits Moments: Ian & Chris' Latest Conversation

Hello guys! Kamusta na? Long time no hear ano? Well, akala ko lang pala na makakapagblog ako ng madalas nang dumating yung house help namin. Pero, nagkamali ako, with all the kabusy-han ko, 3-day brown out, typhoon and all that, hindi pa rin ako nakapagsulat.

Anyway, I just want to share to you yung latest conversation ng mga Kulilits. Nag-eavesdrop ako sa kanila kanina habang binibihisan ko sila eh. Hahaha!

Chris: Ian, can I borrow the "Jake and the Neverland Pirates" book please po?
Ian: Say Kuya first!
Chris: Kuya Ian, can I borrow the "Jake and the Neverland Pirates" book please po?
Ian: Put on your clothes first!

Tawang tawa talaga ako kanina sa pagkabossy ni Kuya Ian eh. Talagang kuyang kuya ang dating. Tapos si Chris naman, wala talagang magawa, talagang sumusunod siya sa kuya niya. Hehehe.

Speaking of Ian's pagiging kuya. May pahabol kuwento pa pala ako...

Si Christoff kasi, medyo demanding na infant. As in kapag may ginusto siya, dapat masunod. Talagang dadaanin niya sa iyak para makuha niya gusto niya. Tapos kapag hindi mo pinansin, titili yan nang pagkalakas lakas. Yung tipong labas ugat sa leeg levels ba. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganyan yang batang yan. Yung mga Kulilits naman hindi sila ganyan nung baby sila.

So eto na. Last night, while Christoff is crying out so loud...

Me: Christoff, why are you crying? Mommy is just here. Don't cry like that please. That's not good.

but Christoff did not stop crying...

Ian (with a bossy tone): Christoff, don't cry like a BRAT!


O di ba? San ka pa? Hahaha! Til' next Kulilits moments...

Kulilits Moments: Ian & Chris Daldalero

The Kulilits nowadays are like chatterboxes. Parang machine gun ang mga bibig sa kadaldalan. Minsan nga during our Bible story session sa homeschooling session namin, inaabot kami ng siyam siyam dahil panay singit habang nagkwekwento ako. Ang daming mga tanong at ang daming alam!

In terms naman of vocabulary, bow ako sa kanila. "The TERMS" kung baga. Nagugulat na nga lang kami ni hubby sa mga pinagsasabi eh.


Scenario 1: No Problem

In Baler, sinuway ni Lola Es si Chris...

Lola Es: Chris, no. Don't do that.
Chris: NO!
Me (with pandidilat): Anak, is that being polite?
Chris (looked at me then Lola Es): Nooooo Problem!!!

Ok sa hirit ano? Ang galing sumegway ng anak ko. Bilib talaga ako sa takbo ng isip eh.


Scenario 2: Pandecoco

One night, nagkwekwentuhan kami ni hubby...

Me: Be, alam mo ba, ang lakas kumain ni Ian. Ang takaw grabe. Naka 3 pandecoco, eh ang lalaki nun.
Doc Padu (to me): Talaga? Growing boy eh.
Ian (butting in): I had 3 helpings daddy!

O di ba? Hanep sa terms. Helpings talaga eh. Pwede naman "I ate" o di kaya "I had".


Scenario 3: 

One time, nasira yung party trumpet ni Chris...

Me: It's broken already anak, let's throw it.
Chris: I don't want to throw it. Please mend it mommy.
Me (I thought mali lang ang narinig ko): What?
Chris: Please mend my party trumpet mommy?
Doc Padu: Mend daw!
Me: Ah mend...
Chris: Yes, mend means fix mommy!

Anaknang! Manang mana talaga sa pinagmanahan. Grammar nazi na rin! Haha! Tama bang turuan pa ako? Nagulat lang naman ako dahil imbis na fix ang sabihin, mend pa talaga.


Scenario 4: Behave

When we were in the warehouse of Bizmode...

Doc Padu: Boys, this is not our house. You should behave.
Ian (went to Lola Es then whispered): Lola Es, behave. This is not our home.

Ang kulit di ba? Gaya gaya puto maya. Hehe.


Scenario 5: French Fries

While eating french fries...

Chris: Oooohhh french fries! I'm fond of french fries...
Me: Naks naman anak! Pwede namang like or love lang ang gamitin mo, fond pa talaga!


Grabe mga terms nila ano? 3 years old lang yang mga yan! Thanks to Disney Junior and Peppa Pig plus our story telling sessions. =)

Kulilits Moments: Ian Palusot

Si Ian, mukhang nagmana sa kanyang Tito Ninong Paolo (Peace Kuya Pao!). Sobrang hilig magpalusot. It's either ayaw niya mapahiya or ayaw niya mapagalitan. Here are some scenarios:


Scenario 1: Ian Fell from the Bed

Ian was playing on our bed. Suddenly, he outbalanced and fell on the floor.

Me: See!
Ian (pretending to get his toy): Mommy, I'm just getting my toy...


Scenario 2: Ian Fell from the Dining Chair

Ian was standing up on our dining chair. When he was about to go down, he accidentally slipped.

Me: Be careful, anak.
Ian (pretending to crawl): Mommy, I'm just doing like this...


Scenario 3: Water Spilled on the Stairs

Ian: Daddy, look... The water spilled on the stairs. The monster pushed me!


Scenario 4: Water Spilled on Chris

Ian accidentally pushed Chris that's why the water spilled on his face. Naturally, Chris cried.

Me: What happened Chris? Why did the water spill? Who did that? Daddy or Kuya?
Chris (crying): Kuya
Me: What did Kuya do to you?
Chris: He pushed me.
Me: Ian, why did you push Chris?
Ian: I did not push him. The monster pushed him.


Scenario 5: Ian Jumping on the Bed

While Ian is Jumping on the bed...

Doc Padu: Ian, stop jumping on the bed.
Ian: I'm not jumping, I'm bouncing!


O di ba? Ayos sa palusot ang anak ko di ba? Feeling ko magiging abogado yan paglaki. Hehehe!

Kidding aside, I'm a little bit worried. Alarming na ba yan? Baka kasi mamaya hanggang pagtanda niya madala niya eh. Ngayon, cute siya. Pero kapag tumanda na at mahilig pa rin magpalusot, nakakainis at nakakairita na. In short, pagiging ma-pride na. Yun tipong ayaw tumanggap ng pagkakamali or kasalanan.

I actually, asked hubby about it. Sabi niya bata eh. Full of imagination lang daw. What do you think guys? What do I need to do?

Kulilits Moments: Chris Kulit

Between Ian and Chris, Chris is more pilyo and talkative. Wagas talaga sa mga hirit at comment yang anak ko na yan kaya nga aliw na aliw sa kanya ang mga lolo't lola niya eh.

Here are some of our recent conversations:

Scenario 1: Oaties Milk

Minsan, may word na medyo sablay sa pronunciation si Chris. Like in this case, he pronounces the word "milk" as "melk", Ewan ko ba kung saan niya nakuha yung pagpronounce niyang yun.

Me: Chris, do you want to drink Oaties milk?
Chris: Yes!
Me: Anak, say MILK.
Chris: MELK!
Me: It's not MELK anak. It's MILK. Say MILK!
Chris: MELK!
Me: I told you it's not MELK. MI-MI-MILK! Say MILK!
Chris: Just OATIES mommy!

Ang lakas ng tawa ko talaga dito. Ang kulit eh! Nanigurado na siya na hindi na siya magkakamali. Oaties na lang daw. Hahaha! By the way, he pronounces na the word MILK correctly. =)


Scenario 2: Dirty Ice Cream

Ngayong age lang ng Kulilits sila medyo nagkakamuwang. Like the dirty ice cream, nakakain na sila before nun pero di nila alam yung tawag. Alam lang nila na ice cream yun. In our lesson, we were discussing the color BROWN. I drew an ice cream. I told them that it is a chocolate ice cream. They want ice cream daw. Kaya ayun, I told them that we will eat a dirty ice cream. Kaya on our way to BFRV for their swimming lessons, sakto may mamang sorbetero kaya pinakain ko sila. I told them that it is just called dirty ice cream but it is clean.

Wait ang haba ng intro ko. So eto na ang conversation namin.

Chris: Mommy, this is a dirty ice cream but it is clean?
Me: Yes anak. It is clean. Is it yummy?
Chris: Yes... I love dirty ice cream mommy!

Naks naman sa comment ano? May nalalaman pang I love dirty ice cream. Take note, with matching feelings pa yan ha habang sinasabi niya na he loves dirty ice cream. Kanino kaya nagmana? Hahaha!


Scenario 3: Hungry Chris

Last Black Saturday, we stayed at my parents' house while waiting for hubby. So ayun, the usual, nakipagharutan sa Papa G nila. Then maya maya...

Chris: Papa G, I'm hungry!
Papa G: You're hungry?
Chris: Yes, let's eat downstairs Papa G.

Nung palabas na sila Papa G sa room, sabay buska ni Mama G kay Chris. I forgot na the details eh. In short, inaasar ni Mama G si Chris. Guess kung ano reaction ni Chris?

He just looked at Mama G for a while then sabay look kay Papa G while saying...

Chris: Let's go Papa G!

Deadma ano? Di pinansin ang pang-aalaska ng Mama G niya. Kaya nga napatawa na lang kami ni Mama G eh. Hehehe.

Kulilits Moments: Who's The Boss?

Hubby and I never spoil the Kulilits. Only their granpas and grandmas do which I think the Kulilits know. Like this for example:

After playing with Lola Es...

Chris: I want Chuckie.

Me: You can have your Chuckie after dinner.

Chris (Looking at Lola Es): Chuckie!

Me: Who's The Boss?

Chris (Smiling mischievously): Lola Es!

See? The Kulilits know how to exploit an opportunity!

Kulilits Moments: Unexpected Comments by Chris & Ian

Last night, hubby and I had a funny experience with the Kulilits. They really never fail to make us smile nowadays.

Scenario 1: Killing Mosquitoes

Me: Come on boys, help mommy find and catch the mosquitoes. We need to kill them before we sleep.
Ian & Chris: Helped me find and catch mosquitoes

After few seconds...

Me (Killed a mosquito): Look boys! I killed a mosquito! I crushed it!
Ian: Yehey!
Chris: Good job mommy! Good job!

What a comment right? Actually, hubby and I looked at each other after Chris said that. hubby told me that the Kulilits already know the concept of appreciation.


Scenario 2: Sleeping Time

Doc Padu: Time for bed now boys. Let's go to bed now.
Ian (with an authoritative voice): Daddy, on the floor!
Doc Padu: What?
Ian: Sleep on the floor!
Doc Padu: You want daddy to sleep on the floor? We can fit in the bed.
Ian: Only on the floor!
Doc Padu: You are banishing your own daddy!? Come, let's go to the bed and shoot the aliens...

There was silence at first but...

Ian: No! Only on the floor, daddy!


Hubby and I were seriously laughing after his conversation with Ian. Good thing, Ian already allowed his daddy to sleep in the bed. Hehehe.


Scenario 3: I'm mad

One time, Chris suddenly approached me with his arms crossed...

Chris (with a mad face and his arms crossed): Mommy, I'm mad!
Me: You are mad with mommy!?
Chris: Yes, I'm mad!
Me: Why are you mad???
Chris (suddenly smiled): I'm just joking you mommy!

Whew! And I thought he was really mad at me. Hehehe. He already knows how to make a joke!


Scenario 4: Wink

My mom just told me this story because we left the Kulilits to my parents' house yesterday:

While the Kulilits were playing with their second cousins at the lanay...

Hannah: Rode the electric motorcycle of the Kulilits
Chris (with mad voice): Hannah, why are you riding my motorcycle?

You know what Chris did after saying that to Hannah? He faced his Lola Susan (sister of Mama G) and winked several times to her. It just means that he's pretending to be mad at Hannah. His Lola Susan was really amazed to the wittiness of Chris.

Kulilits Moments: Funny Conversations with the Kulilits

Here are the latest funny conversation with the Kulilits...


Scenario 1: Bald Like Tito Ninong

When we visited Lola Zeny at the hospital, Chris was playing with his Tito Ninong. Then suddenly...

Chris (stroking his Tito Ninong's head_: Look mom! Tito Ninong has hair.
Me: laughing out loud
Kuya Bimbo: Ano raw? (what is he saying?)
Me: May buhok ka raw! Nabisto tuloy ako. Ginawa kasi kitang example habang nagBibible story kami eh. Yung mga Egyptians kasi kalbo sabi ko they are bald like Tito Ninong. Haha! (He is telling that you have a hair. I'm busted! I set you as an example during our Bible Story telling. I told them that the Egyptians are bald like their Tito Ninong. Haha!)

*Peace Kuya Bimbo!!!


Scenario 2: I don't want to Die

During our Bible Story telling, I'm talking about the Passover wherein the first born sons were being killed by an angel if they don't put a lamb's blood at their door...

Me: If they don't put a lamb's blood at their door, the angel of death will kill the first born sons. For example, in our house. If we don't put lamb's blood at our door, the angel of death will kill Ian because Ian is the first born.
Ian (mad): I don't want to be killed!
Me: Anak, that's just an example.
Ian (still mad): I don't want to die!
Me: Okay! Okay! No more! You will not die Ian!


Scenario 3: Carrots

While hubby was eating dinner, Chris got a bangus lumpiang shanghai and ate it...

Me: You liked it baby?
Chris: Yes.
Me: Is it yummy?
Chris: Yes. Like nuggets!
Me: It's not nuggets baby. It's a fish.
Chris: This is not a fish mommy!
Me: There's a fish inside baby and carrots.
Chris: Carrots are for rabbits only!
Me: No baby, carrots are not for rabbits only. They are for humans too.
Chris (while throwing the lumpia back to the plate): NO! Carrots are for rabbits only!!!


Scenario 4: Pig

While the Kulilits and their daddy were horsing around...

Kulilits: Hiyaa!!! Hiyaa!!!
Me: Daddy's not a horse. He's a hippo!
Ian: Daddy's not a hippo mommy!
Me: Is daddy a pig?
Kulilits: YES!!!



Have a great day guys!!!

Usapang Mag-Asawa: Joshua, Joseph or Moses?

My hubby is so funny. We had a real laugh trip when he saw the crafts of the Kulilits...

Doc Padu (while looking at the twins' crafts) : Be, san mo nakuha yung mga cut outs na ginamit niyo dito? (Be, where did you get the cut outs that you used here?)
Me: Ginawa ko lang. Why? (I drew it. Why?)
Doc Padu: Wala lang. Ang galing eh. (Nothing. I just find it nice.)
Me: Thank you!
Doc Padu: Di ba ito yung baby na tinago sa basket sa river para hindi mapatay? (Is this the story of the baby who was kept in the woven basket in the river so that he'll not be killed?)
Me: Yup!
Doc Padu: Sino nga ba yun? Joshua ba yun? (Who was that? Is it Joshua?)
Me: trying to control my laughter
Doc Padu: Ay, Joseph pala! (Ay, it's Joseph!)
Me:  still trying to control my laughter
Doc Padu: Di ba yun yung nag turn ng water into wine? Ay, si Jesus pala yun! (Isn't he the one who turned the water into wine? Ay, that was Jesus!)
Me (laughing out loud): Ano ka ba? Anong pinag-sasabi mo? Nagkahalo halo na ang Bible mo! Si Moses kaya yun. (Hello! What are you talking about? You're Bible stories are mixed up already. That's Moses!)
Doc Padua: Ay oo nga! Siya di ba yung naghati ng water sa dalawa para makadaan yung mga tao? And siya rin yung sa burning bush and ten commandments? (Oh yeah! He was the one who divided the water into two so that the people can cross it right? It was also he who talked to God through the burning bush and the one who brought the ten commandments?)
Me: Yup! Akala ko ba dapat papasok ka sa seminaryo dati para magpari? (Yup! I thought that you'll be going to the seminary before to be a priest?)
Doc Padu: Kaya nga hindi ako natanggap eh! Hahaha! (Well, maybe that's the reason they did not accept me in the seminary. Hahaha!)

Kulilits Moments: Silly Answers

Scenario 1: Christmas Decors

Last Saturday, after the Christmas decors were installed, Mama G asked the Kulilits a question...

Mama G: Is my house beautiful already?
Ian: No! It's dirty!

Well, Ian is actually right. Mama G's house is still a mess that time because the decorators haven't finished packing up. Hehe.

Scenario 2: Birthday

While having a question and answer portion with Chris...

Me: What's your name?
Chris: Mathe Ryan Christopher Garcia Padua
Me: What's the name of your daddy?
Chris: Doc Padu
Me: What's the name of your mommy?
Chris: Cheryll
Me: How old are you?
Chris: Two
Me: When is your birthday?
Chris (frivolously): to you...

Chris told that in the tune of "Happy Birthday". Hehe!

Scenario 3: Achoo!

While feeding Chris, he suddenly chocked...

Me: See! You chocked again! I told you to chew well your food before swallowing it.
Chris (pretending to sneeze): A-CHEW!!!

Good sense of humor right? I think Chris got it from Mama G. Hehe!

Usapang Mag-Asawa: Mr. Lonely

Last night, hubby and I had LQ (lover's quarrel) that's why this morning I didn't prepare him breakfast.

When he came home this evening, we already knew we're okay when he came to me with his puppy eyes.

While eating his dessert...

Me: Hmmm... Kaya mo lang ako binati para may gumawa ng brewed coffee mo.
Doc Padu: Hindi Ah!
Me: Ano feeling ng walang nag-aasikaso sa iyo?
Doc Padu (singing the chorus of Mr. Lonely): Lonely... I'm Mr. Lonely... Alam mo yun?
Me: Oo naman.
Doc Padu: Sige nga kantahin mo...
Me (singing the chorus of Mr. Lonely): Lonely... I'm Mr. Lonely... I have nobody...
Doc Padu: Aba, alam ha!
Me: Siyempre! Panahon pa yata ni MYOMA... ay Mahoma yan eh!

after few seconds...

Doc Padu (laughing out loud): Panahon ni MYOMA!
Me: Kaya nga kinorrect ko eh! Aba, nakaisa ka sa akin ngayon ha. Pero isa lang ang masasabi ko, ang SLOW mo talaga!
Doc Padu: Bakit naman slow?
Me: Wala lang, parang ang tagal kasi nag-sink in sa iyo yung comment ko na panahon ni MYOMA eh. Akala ko nga di mo napansin dahil ang tagal mong nakapag-react. Hahaha!

So in the end, nakaisa rin ako sa kanya! Hehehe!

Mama G's Laughtrip: Selfie

Si Mama G talaga walang kupas! Muntik na ako malaglag sa kinauupuan ko sa katatawa nung nakita ko yung status update niya sa Facebook kanina...

O di ba nakikiuso, sumeselfie ang lola niyo!?

Mama G's Laughtrip: Phone Conversation with Ramon Jr.

This blog entry is by my youngest brother, Raph or Ramon Jr...


I just remembered my conversation with my mom after a stressful start:

Mom: Son, when we go there, what do you suggest for me and your dad to do?

Me: Go on a cruise, that should be fun!

Mom: What do we do on a cruise? Fly?

Me: Really mom? (Started LOL)

Mom (LOL): Well, son find us great prices for the cruise. Does the cruise go on a sale?

Me (Jokingly - Sale sounds like Sail): Of course, remember the song "Sailing, I am sailing home"?

Mom: Yes I remember that, but I believe there is another song about that, I think it goes like this: "Rock, rock, rock your boat gently down the stream..."

Me (Started to LOL again): Mom, it's "Row, row, row your boat..."

Mom: blushes


I love my mom... She is a natural comedian!