Kulilits Moments: Pilyo Chris

Between the two kulilits, Chris is the pilyo and vocal one. As in sobra! Pero kahit pilyo yan, he
never fails to make us laugh. Nakakatuwa kasi ang pagkapilyo eh. Lam niyo yun, yung parang tipong sinasadya niya dahil alam niya na naaaliw kayo sa kanya.

Scenario 1: Not in the Mood to Sing

Me: Chris, please sing the Alphabet Song, A...B...C...D...
Chris (talking fast and loud with matching head gestures): No ABCD!
Me: Ok. Just sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Chris (talking fast and loud with matching head gestures): No Row, Row, Row Your Boat!

Ang kulit talaga kapag ginagawa niya ito. Natatawa nga lang kami eh.


Scenario 2: Making Faces

One day, Chris hit me with his hand...

Me: Chris, you're not suppose to hit mommy ok. That's not good. Don't do that again ok.

Though sinabihan ko na, since pilyo nga, pinalo pa rin ako!

Me: I told you that hitting is not good. That's being disrespectful. One more and I'll spank you.

He thought na nagbibiro ako or he's testing my limit kaya he once again hit me.

Me: That's it! I told you not to hit mommy di ba? Dapa!

Dumapa naman and I hit him with the rod (they have a discipline rod) 3x. Then I talked to him after...

Me: Do you know the reason why mommy spanked you? Mommy loves you but mommy needs to correct your wrong doings. Hitting is bad. That's not good. It just shows that you don't respect mommy. Don't do it again, ok? Say sorry na to mommy...

Chris didn't say sorry. Instead, he made faces. As in ha! Yung tipong nagbababble with matching rolling tongue and eyes going up while moving his head. Nakakaloka kaya! Buti na lang at mahaba haba ang pasensya ko. Ganun pala yung feeling kapag nasasagot ang magulang no? San kaya natutunan yun?

Anyway, because of that, may punishment siya. Pinaupo ko lang sa isang tabi.

Me: Since you don't want to say sorry to mommy and you're making faces, I'll give you a punishment. Just sit on chair. No playing! No TV! No going down unless you are ready to say sorry to mommy.

Sumunod naman. After around 10 minutes, nagtatangka nang bumaba...

Me: Ops, ops, ops... I told you not to go down unless...

Biglang tumakbo towards me and said sorry while patting my head...

Chris: Sorry mommy...
Me: What else will you tell mommy?
Chris: I love you mommy...
Me: I love you too anak. No hitting and making faces na ha.
Chris: Opo.

Awww moment talaga yun! I didn't expect na bigla siyang magsosorry sa akin. Kitang kita yung sincerity sa mukha niya.


Scenario 3: On New Baby

Si Chris, may usual position yan kapag sleeping time na. Sa tiyan ko talaga siya humihiga ever since. Di yan makakatulog kapag hindi nakapatong sa akin. Since preggy ako, medyo nag-iingat ako that's why I remind him that there is a baby inside me.

Me: Chris, be careful. There is a baby inside mommy's tummy.
Chris: No! No! No! No baby!
Me: There's a baby, baby. You'll be a kuya already. You'll take care of your baby brother or sister ha.
Chris: No baby! No baby!

Hindi ko na lang pinansin dahil alam ko na kapag sinabihan ko lalong kukulit and di titigil. Pero wag ka, biglang kumanta...

Chirs: No baby...no baby...no baby...no, no baby...

As in tuloy tuloy yung pagkanta niya ha. Deep inside, tawang tawa na talaga ako pero di ko pinakita para makatulog na. Pero kanta pa rin hanggang sa makatulog siya! Nakakalurky talaga!


Scenario 4: Peeing on Ian

Eto ang pinakalatest niya! Pagsilip ko sa room, nakita kong nakatanggal na ang pj's and diaper tapos aiming na kay Ian ang wiwi. Ang masaklap pa niyan, nasa bed sila. Too late na nung napigilan ko kasi basa na si Ian and ang mga pillows. Diyosme ko talaga! Di ko alam, kung saan nahugot ang kalokohan ng batang yan. Hehehe.

Kawawa naman si Ian, ang nasabi na lang sa akin while showing his arms...

Ian: Mommy, wash! wash!

Nakakaloka ano? Pero kahit ganyan, joy pa rin naman ang naibibigay sa amin imbis na galit at inis. 

Ang nakakatawa pa niyan kapag nakwento mo sa daddy at sa mga lolo't lola niya, ngingiti ngiti pa yan. Alam na alam na siya ang bida sa usapan. Hehehe.