For a happy weekend, I would like to share you some of our conversations with the Padua twins...
Scenario 1: While Homeschooling
Ian: Mommy, why did Tito Ninong told us that our light saber is not a real light saber?
Me: Who's Tito Ninong?
Ian: The one with a big tummy!
Me: Who is that?
Ian: Tito Ninong Paolo!
Oh di ba? Di talaga marunong magsinungaling ang bata! ***Peace, Tito Ninong Paolo***
Scenario 2: Je Ann Having a Date with Her Boyfriend
Chris: Mommy, I don't want Ate Je Ann to have a date with Chris!
Me: Why?
Chris: Because he is HANDSOME-MA! (read as handsama)
Ang kulit lang eh!
Scenario 3: Usapang Vajajay
Chris: Mommy, can Ate Je Ann see your vajajay?
Me: No anak. Ate Je Ann can't see my vajajay too.
Chris: Who can only see your vajajay?
Me: Ummm... a doctor can see my vajajay (I'm referring to my OB Gyne)
Chris: So daddy can see your vajajay because he is a doctor!
Me (I really don't know what to answer): Ummm... Daddy is a cardiologist. He is a doctor of the heart. He doesn't see a vajajay. But he saw a lot of vajajay when he was still training during his OB rotation.
Ian: I want to be an OB mommy!
Haaayyystttt!!! Ian boy talaga! Natawa talaga ako sa sagot niya eh. Sana talaga di na ako nag-explain pa. Hahaha! Pero ha, hindi ko alam kung bakit masyado silang curious about the vajajay thing. Maybe because nagiging mulat na siguro sila about sexuality.
Scenario 4: Guard of Je Ann
Ian: Mommy, I don't like the boyfriend of Ate Je Ann. I will point a gun on Chris! (The name of Je Ann's boyfriend is Chris)
Me: Hey! Hey! Anak, that is not good! Pointing a gun to other people is not good.
Doc Padu: Yes anak, a gun is not a toy and you are not suppose to point it to other people. Remember that!
Ian: But, I am the guard of Ate Je Ann, right?
Ah... Kaya naman pala. Masyado kami nagpanik ni hubby. Inaassociate lang pala niya ang pagkakaroon ng gun sa guard. But still, at least he knows already that pointing a gun to other people is not good.
Scenario 5: Firing Chris (The Boyfriend of Je Ann)
Chris: Mommy, I will tell Mama G to fire Chris!
Me: Why?
Chris: So that he will not have money and she would not be able to ask Ate Je Ann for a date anymore!
Kawawa talaga yung boyfriend ni Je Ann eh. Masyadong pinag-iinitan ng kambal eh. Na-iimagine ko na kapag babae itong pinagbubuntis ko. Malamang sa malamang, guwardiado ng mg kuya!
Have a great weekend guys!!!
Ang kulit lang eh!
Scenario 3: Usapang Vajajay
Chris: Mommy, can Ate Je Ann see your vajajay?
Me: No anak. Ate Je Ann can't see my vajajay too.
Chris: Who can only see your vajajay?
Me: Ummm... a doctor can see my vajajay (I'm referring to my OB Gyne)
Chris: So daddy can see your vajajay because he is a doctor!
Me (I really don't know what to answer): Ummm... Daddy is a cardiologist. He is a doctor of the heart. He doesn't see a vajajay. But he saw a lot of vajajay when he was still training during his OB rotation.
Ian: I want to be an OB mommy!
Haaayyystttt!!! Ian boy talaga! Natawa talaga ako sa sagot niya eh. Sana talaga di na ako nag-explain pa. Hahaha! Pero ha, hindi ko alam kung bakit masyado silang curious about the vajajay thing. Maybe because nagiging mulat na siguro sila about sexuality.
Scenario 4: Guard of Je Ann
Ian: Mommy, I don't like the boyfriend of Ate Je Ann. I will point a gun on Chris! (The name of Je Ann's boyfriend is Chris)
Me: Hey! Hey! Anak, that is not good! Pointing a gun to other people is not good.
Doc Padu: Yes anak, a gun is not a toy and you are not suppose to point it to other people. Remember that!
Ian: But, I am the guard of Ate Je Ann, right?
Ah... Kaya naman pala. Masyado kami nagpanik ni hubby. Inaassociate lang pala niya ang pagkakaroon ng gun sa guard. But still, at least he knows already that pointing a gun to other people is not good.
Scenario 5: Firing Chris (The Boyfriend of Je Ann)
Chris: Mommy, I will tell Mama G to fire Chris!
Me: Why?
Chris: So that he will not have money and she would not be able to ask Ate Je Ann for a date anymore!
Kawawa talaga yung boyfriend ni Je Ann eh. Masyadong pinag-iinitan ng kambal eh. Na-iimagine ko na kapag babae itong pinagbubuntis ko. Malamang sa malamang, guwardiado ng mg kuya!
Have a great weekend guys!!!
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