Kulilits Moments: Ian Kulit

Scenario 1: Drawing object for each beginning letter

During one homeschool session, when I asked about something that starts with letter "F"...

Me: What starts with letter "F" anak"?

Ian: Ummm... FAT! Daddy doesn't play football that's why he is fat!

Then Ian drew something...

Ian: Look mommy, that's daddy with a big tummy!

Talaga nga naman ang anak ko, tinira na naman ang daddy nila.


Scenario 2: Correct pronunciation of Davao

While waiting inside the car, Mama G and Ian are conversing about their trip to Davao...

Mama G: Are you excited to go to Dabao?
Ian: Mama G, it's not Dabao, it's Davao!
Mama G: Da...bao...
Ian: Da...Vao...
Mama G: Da...bao...
Ian: It's V Mama G! Da...Vao...
Mama G (having difficulty pronouncing Davao): Hay, basta Dabao... Pareho lang yun!

Ang kulit talaga eh! Kahit nagkakanda buhol buhol na dila ni Mama G, pinipilit pa rin ni Ian ang right pronunciation ng Davao eh.


Scenario 3: Hindi ako mamimiss

Thinking about their trip to Davao, I asked Ian a question...

Me: Anak, will you miss me when you go to Davao?
Ian: Ummm... No!
Me: You will not miss me?
Ian: Yes! When I go to Davao, I will not miss you!

Ouch naman! Very independent talaga mga anak ko. Di raw ako mamimiss. Pero mukha ngang di ako namimiss dahil nag-eenjoy sila ngayon sa Davao at ayaw akong kausapin ng matagal kapag kausap ko sa phone. Hmf talaga!


Scenario: Vajajay

Ian: Mommy, why is it that only your doctor can see your vajajay?
Me: Of course anak, she is my OB Gyne.
Ian: But mommy, I'm a doctor too!
Me: Hay naku anak, di ka pa rin makaget-over sa vajajay thing na yan ha!

Very curious indeed! Hahahaha!